tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

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unicornsandrainbowmoustaches:

hazwards:

do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet 

my entire life

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How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time

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philplz:

philhowellsfordan:

crimeovercoffee:

when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just

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that photo is fucking terrifying

That photo was on my cereal this morning?
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